‘Jabberwocky’ as transcribed by my iPhone 5

Using my iPhone 5 voice recognition, I dictated ‘Jabberwocky’. Here is what my phone transcribed. See the real version by Lewis Carroll here.

Twist Briley, and the slightly toads
Did gyre and gamble in the wave;
All Mimsy were the Boro goals,
And the MOMA rafts out great.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the juju bird, and Sean
The fermis benders snatch!”

He took his horrible sword in hand:
Long time no make some funky socks —
So rested he by the tom-tom tree,
Instead a while in thought.

And, as an official thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whistling through the told you would,
And burbled as it came!

One, too! One, too! And through and through
And Warpole blade went snicker – snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And, hostile slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Bullfrog just stay! Hello! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

Was brill leg, and the slightly toads
Did Geyer and gamble in the wave;
All men see where the Boro Grove’s,
And the Momerath upgrade.